repeat after me:
there are white people suffering in the world
but the white people who are suffering are not suffering because they are white
The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.
"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes
YESSS THIS IS GREAT YES FUCK yeah
oops didn’t sleep at all
"And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you."
quotes from caltech:
"falafal and cocaine do not make for a great combination"
"assume that the drugdealer is a sphere of equally distributed mass"
"i use hitler units as measure of paranoia"